We got lice.
I was absolutely mortified that I could possibly miss this. I wash his hair every night, comb it in the morning, tousle it when he's home from school, and pat his little head at least 15 times a day. It was nasty. It was horrible. We're not dirty people! How could this happen?! We went to a professional nit picker (yes, there is such a thing) and she looked through for 3 hours. He got a buzz cut, and Lily is in braids. Ends up a bunch of kids from his class have it. I still have the creepy crawlies. And I am still grossed out.
The amount of laundry I have done, and will be doing for another week is crazy. Every morning I strip the beds and sanitize all of our linen. Christian's nap mat from school is washed everyday. Bath rugs are washed every day. And I wash all of our clothes that we wear that day immediately. There is NO way I want to go through this EVER again.